The Mental Asylum & The Taxi Driver

The Mental Asylum & The Taxi Driver

Refine your spirit with some funny stories provided by IELTS-HCM. By the way, you can also improve your vocabularies due to reading these short stories
The Mental Asylum
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how they decided whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. So do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?"

The Taxi Driver
During a ride in a taxicab, the passenger touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
Upon feeling the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally, the driver got control and pulled over to the side of road.
Still shaking, he turned to his passenger and apologized. He said, "Sorry about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 20 years I have driven a hearse".

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